PERSONAL PREFERENCE; CHOOSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING:
GETTING AN FAA RAMP CHECK
GETTING BEAT WITH A STICK
SOME DOs AND DON'Ts THAT MIGHT MAKE A SURPRISE MEETING WITH THE FAA A LITTLE EASIER
Jim Trusty 1992
Ramp checks, I am told, are just another way the Federal Aviation Administration enforces safety. It is not, I am assured, something that inspectors do in order to make friends and influence people. And if you fly far enough and long enough, you will be given the privilege of enjoying one. Here are some facts that should help you get through what you will consider an ordeal and the FAA considers routine. I think the facts listed below will help both sides of a ramp check.
If you have been keeping up with the changes and movements within the Federal Aviation Administration over the years, you will have to agree that a ramp check is not the worst possible thing that can happen to you as you go forward in flight across our beautiful land. In fact, after reading this article you might be willing to voluntarily undergo one just for your own peace of mind. They even have a program where you can volunteer to experience this very thing called a P.A.C.E. Program. You might first want to ask yourself why you would want all this grief, but then you may also want to ask yourself if you are doing anything wrong that could be corrected by an airplane inspection and a short checkride. Probably not. I hope this article will remove any of the wild and bad things you have heard about ramp checks.
1. ATTITUDE: Be cool, be confident, don't panic, be polite and cooperative. It's quicker. There is absolutely no way that having a smart attitude is going to make this meeting go any better for either side. You are a pilot and so is the inspector. Lets act like the cool professionals we are all supposed to be.
2. IDENTIFICATION: Verify that this person is an FAA inspector and that they have the authority to check you and your aircraft. This should be addressed at the very beginning. I would be reluctant to answer a bunch of questions for a stranger and, in fact, would probably call the local FAA FSDO and report this individual if they could not produce proper and immediate identification.
3. WITNESSES: If possible, get a witness or two to the entire procedure. The inspector should not complain; it will protect both sides just in case things are not running as smoothly as either side would like. It will also give another pilot a chance to see how this type of inspection is conducted so they will be better prepared in case they are the next to feel the wrath or just parked nearby.
4. INQUIRE: Why the ramp check is being conducted, why you were selected for the honor, and what they will be looking for. I think you deserve to know the answer to these questions. If this is a random witch hunt then you have the time to decide whether you wish to participate. If it is a fact finding tour or a training session for a new inspector, I would worry a little that I was the selected training airplane. Are they following some new guidelines (which change with the administration or the weather) or just passing through and thought they would like to make their presence known?
5. WARRANT: None needed, nor any other special paperwork. It's a safety check, remember, protected by regulation and well-known by you and everyone else in aviation, so be prepared for the eventuality. I think that if they presented me with a warrant or any piece of paper with my name and aircraft number on it, I would run, not walk, to an attorneys office because the fat would already be in the fire, so to speak.