A photographer for a national magazine was assigned to take pictures of a great forest fire. He was advised that a small plane would be waiting to fly him over the fire.
The photographer arrived at the airstrip just an hour before sundown. Sure enough, a small Cessna airplane was waiting. He jumped in with his equipment and shouted, "Let's go!" The tense man sitting in the pilot's seat swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air, though flying erratically.
"Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make several low-level passes." "Why?" asked the nervous pilot. "Because I'm going to take pictures!" yelled the photographer. "I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures."
The pilot replied, "You mean you're not the flight instructor?"
Sunday June 13th, 2004
12:00 - 5:00-6:00 pm

Schaumburg Pilots Association presents

1st annual Pork, Shish-
-bob, and picnic

More good food than you'll ever know what to do with.  

If you have a favorite dish to pass, bring it along.

Hangar talk, bad jokes, etc. What more could you ask for?

Starting at Noon??  Rain or shine.

Please come hungry as we have copious amounts of food!!

If you have a good CD bring it for our Boom Box.

Don't forget the sun screen.  
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More Breaking (or hopefully not glass breaking) News....Our glass show case, goes up for final approval next Tuesday Night at the Village Hall.  Keep your fingers crossed.  With that in mind, those of you that have artifacts, maps, historic memorabilia, news clippings, things of interest, etc.  that will fit into the glass case, bring those thoughts and ideas to our Wednesday meeting.